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    Default Porn Mine F, Dogger's Car Park, 20XX

    Years ago we heard of the legendary porn mine that had a huge stash of wank mags hidden deep inside. Getting the odd snippet of information here and there, we gradually narrowed down the mines location, and after spending hour upon hour stalking the countryside, we found what looked like an old adit. Parking up in the local dogger's car park, we grabbed our tools, trekked over, and started digging. Luckily the Scotch Urbex Krew (S.U.K.) were nearby and able to offer a hand...


    After many hours we broke through as night fell


    Once inside I stuck my head down a side road and shouted "Shit a fucking brick, I smell porn!", as the reek of old pornos wafted along with the bad air


    Crawling down we soon made it on to the main roadway, untouched for fifty years since it was last worked


    With it being half flooded, we headed down another side road towards the modern workings


    The reinforced roadway led to a collapse that had to be dug through


    12ft of thick clay!


    Then we were into the modern workings complete with rakes of tubs


    And tools galore


    This was all becoming a distraction from what we had came looking for, so when we found this shaft, we knew what would be down it


    Only a stash could be at the bottom of this


    We came across the sign - Buckfast bottles. The drink of choice of Scottish wankers


    We raised our lamps and couldn't believe what we saw. Yes, it was the secret cache of masturbation material. Although it had been well used a couple of the guys still knocked one off. This is what exploring is all about

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    Default Re: Porn Mine F, Dogger's Car Park, 20XX

    Nice one mate.

    The quest for jazz mags is an often dangerous yet rewarding hobby.

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